If you give a blog a follower...

I got so excited when I looked over and saw I had one follower. Woohoo, someone is following me and I haven't even started talking yet! Oops, then I suddenly realized it was just me as I had signed on to follow my own blog. Rookie mistake by an obvious blogging virgin. Oh well, Cyn (my partner of 15 years) says "if you write it, they will come." Until then, I remain, as always, my own biggest fan.

If you give a b!+ch a blog...

she's going to want some followers to go with it.